Uncool School

My school is weird and different,
The teachers are one of a kind,
In science class we feast on fungus ,
That will 'mold' our tender minds.
At Mathematics I’m quite good,
In fact I think that I am Queen
My math teacher though, thinks I’m average
And that is just plain 'mean'!!
My English teacher speaks in puns,
That leave me utterly confused
Don’t limp into my class, she shouts
With your 'lame' excuse.
I think that education,
Really makes you quite a git
Or perhaps its just my school
I hate the principal of it!

HOT DOG

He said, "I’ll have a little snack,
A menu, s’il vous plait"

She said, "Would you like to try
The US hot-dog today?"

Is that the very popular, American creation?
Oh yes, I certainly would like
A hot and sour Dalmatian.