You ranted raged and cursed and cussed
Conveniently squeezed out my puss
Well, your sick life is far from simple
I'm the dreaded pay-back pimple
I stuck by you, right on your face
But boyfriends teased, left you disgraced
And so you gave me one hard smack
I went away, but now I’m BACK!
And now I’ve grown a bigger head
Don’t mess with me, or you’ll be dead
Don’t poke or prod and pretty please
Make-up will not make me decease!
So let me grow and safely sit
Let all admire the mega-zit
And when I leave, don’t be too well
For I’ll return to make life hell!
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Well,well...
One more "pimple poem" and this blog might resemble something of an acne rash..
But the situation described herein rings absolutely true and I have seen quite a few of my friends (not just girls, guys too) going through what you have so effectively depicted here.
Keep up the good work!!
Very, very funny!
I came via Gulnaz's link.
Thanks for the laugh.
lol.
y'know, i never had pimple problems. inshallah! i seen many friends going abs psycho when they are afflicted and my sis in law has such a bad case of acne if u even mention it she'll burst into tears!!!
That is lovely Nicole !...an angry woman here.
lol@ pimple poetry!good one!umm..so theres more of pimply poetry???
He He! I'm glad I'm too old to get them but I can remember feeling like a mountain had grown on my face always at the least helpful moment
Very funny. Amusing. Witty.
But I liked your last poem more.
Soulful. Sad. Clever and pretty.
Very clever, timing sucks, I was just having some lunch at the time I decided to visit you, and now the lunch is over sooner than I thought , leaving me feeling slightly nauseous, but its your skills as a good writer that did it. ; )
Sameer-> No more, I promise....or I hope, at least ;)
Jamie Dawn-> Welcome. Will try to visit your blog ASAP
Aisha-> Thank your lucky stars. Pimple problems got me into a depression at one stage or almost!
Jac-> Or an angry pimple. Yes "angry" seems a right word for them.
Saeed-> I hope not!
Sue-> I wonder if I'll ever get past the pimple stage! Waaaaahhh..
Roger-> I agree. You know how they say - the sequel is rarely ever as good as the original. hehe
Missy-> Oh gosh, I am so sorry :( Truly am....Poor you!
I came through gulnaz blog
I laughed reading this poem..Thank you for sharing it with us
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