Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Pet Peeve

My pet can scratch
My pet can stretch
He barks all day
But hates to fetch
He always finds
A bone to pick
Or anything to
Sniff or lick
He’ll laze all day
Sleep like a log
No wonder that
All men are dogs!

12 comments:

Shubhodeep said...

oh really! well look for a return pet peeve on my blog/ or even here.
(btw, uve done a great job as usual)
cheers!
p.s. cj is not gonna like this ;)

Neetee said...

What a fun poem! I have a friend who needs to read it. I'm off to tell her about it now.

cantellya said...

That is HYSTERICAL! Very well put! :)

cantellya said...

That is HYSTERICAL! Very well put! :)

Jamie Dawn said...

What a funny ending - good twist.

Nicole Braganza said...

Shubho-> I shall certainly be looking forward to what you come up with! :) Yeah, Im sure most of you "guys" aint gonna like this. Spoiltsports! Haha....just kidding. Go ahead - slash us women to pieces!

Queenie-> Let all women of the world read this! ;)

Thumbscrew-> Yeah? Well thats a good thing. And thanks.

Cantellya, Jamie-Thanks so much!

Doc-> Awww....I agree! Not all women are bitches! (hehe ha ha) And men are dogs - but how we love them anyways!

. : A : . said...

Haha. Nice twist.

Shubhodeep said...

now i think of it, it seems mean to compose a poem just to get back at you. i guess all men are dogs after all. but at least im loyal to my mistress(pun not intended), my Muse.

Nicole Braganza said...

A- Yeah, its the twist that makes the poem eh?

Shubho- No, I swear I wont take offense. You must write your own Pet Peeve poem! All in fun.....c'mon!!!

Sue hardy-Dawson said...

Fortunately I've managed to stop my husband sniffing the guests bottoms when they arrive, he still gets really excited when I put my coat on though and keeps bringing his lead

Nicole Braganza said...

Ha ha ha... ;)

Russell CJ Duffy said...

Bloody funny this and some of the comments too. I think I might be changing my initial impression of Sue though. especially if she makes her husband wear a lead!