My pet can scratch
My pet can stretch
He barks all day
But hates to fetch
He always finds
A bone to pick
Or anything to
Sniff or lick
He’ll laze all day
Sleep like a log
No wonder that
All men are dogs!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
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oh really! well look for a return pet peeve on my blog/ or even here.
(btw, uve done a great job as usual)
cheers!
p.s. cj is not gonna like this ;)
What a fun poem! I have a friend who needs to read it. I'm off to tell her about it now.
That is HYSTERICAL! Very well put! :)
That is HYSTERICAL! Very well put! :)
What a funny ending - good twist.
Shubho-> I shall certainly be looking forward to what you come up with! :) Yeah, Im sure most of you "guys" aint gonna like this. Spoiltsports! Haha....just kidding. Go ahead - slash us women to pieces!
Queenie-> Let all women of the world read this! ;)
Thumbscrew-> Yeah? Well thats a good thing. And thanks.
Cantellya, Jamie-Thanks so much!
Doc-> Awww....I agree! Not all women are bitches! (hehe ha ha) And men are dogs - but how we love them anyways!
Haha. Nice twist.
now i think of it, it seems mean to compose a poem just to get back at you. i guess all men are dogs after all. but at least im loyal to my mistress(pun not intended), my Muse.
A- Yeah, its the twist that makes the poem eh?
Shubho- No, I swear I wont take offense. You must write your own Pet Peeve poem! All in fun.....c'mon!!!
Fortunately I've managed to stop my husband sniffing the guests bottoms when they arrive, he still gets really excited when I put my coat on though and keeps bringing his lead
Ha ha ha... ;)
Bloody funny this and some of the comments too. I think I might be changing my initial impression of Sue though. especially if she makes her husband wear a lead!
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