Whats that now? What's that I hear?
Quietly creeping up the stairs,
Cunning canines, molars, grinders
Walking up in polished pairs.
They march right up, to the sweet tins
And sit upon the chocolate shelf,
Mint and candy, toffee too
Greedily they help themselves.
Get the toothbrush! Hurry! Quick!
Be on bacteria alert!
Bring them down, all those false toothies
Rid them from the face of the earth!
Here now comes the dainty tooth fairy,
But granny grabs her by her shin
She flings her back to fairy land
Then smiles her gummy toothless grin!
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fantastic as usual, what else can i say? next time i'll sit with a thesaurus.
post again so soon. got no exams for a while, eh? and that too, without replying to your last two posts.
but i like this newer, frequenter Nicole. keep on blogging!
cheers!
I second Shubhodeep...
I think I am really running out of words by now...
:)
nicole granny series
page 2 section 1.8.09
planning to work for some toothpaste firm ???
please send granny over to fekenham forwith. i could do with her madcapness. or is it you who is barking mad??!!
finally, you got the right title, didnt you! naaaice!
Be on bacteria alert!
Reminds me of Colgate Ad :)
Nice Adventures of Granny though..
Greetz!!
This really tickled my tonsils, I love the idea a demon granny who kicks the tooth fairy back to fairy land
Been awhile as it seems long long time since I visited your blog
Hope all is okay with u
What adventures! Indeed!
*grins*
..hey i think i heard a chattering in my bedroom yesterday night! Could be the deadly-dentures?!! maybe mine (not yet..not yet!!..but i sure dread that thought!)
you made me smile :))
Hello darlings,
Burst the happy bubble didnt I ? Awww....sorry, I am. Just been caught up with the humdrum of real life that blogging days have gone whoosh out of the window!! Currently in the state called "UNINSPIRED" - so until a new idea transpires I shall continue my search for my muse (who has blissfully abandonned me!) Will pop-up at your blog when I resurface!
Hi. Hope inspiration comes along soon.
I've just seen your poem in the Mothers anthology. Have you seen it yet?
It looks great.
Roger- OH MY GOD! No, I havent seen it yet! I havent been sent the copy yet! Oh my God-this is unfair! I am dying out of curiosity - cant wait to see it. My very first poem in an anthology by Macmillan -- WOOHOO!
hey this is fabulous news. tell me if its available in India. ill order it.
cheers!!!!!!!
Did the dentures steal it? Insperation can be difficult to find have you looked under the bed?
as much as i love granny's false teeth i am becoming a little bored with hearing them snap tight. new stuff PLEASE!
I agree with CJ...
It's been a really long time since you posted something. We are yearning for your presence in blogland.
By the way, I need your feedback/comments on this:
http://chalteychaltey.blogspot.com/2006/03/intimate-strangers.html
Quite a treat, if I may say so. Keep rollin!
Shubho-> Thank you very much. I am oh soo excited about it!
Sue-> There it was! Well actually, I think examination pressure makes me brain dead. Now that they're done with, you see a new post on my blog.
CJ-> *wanting to disappear*
Yes, its been long....I know I know! Ref. to the above comment. Grannys getting on my nerves too!
Sameer-> I'll be right over.
Inkblot-> Thanks and keep visiting!
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