I’ll pay you for your pimples
Just give them all to me
Ripe and plump and juicy ones
I’ll squeeze them all with glee
I will befriend your pimples
I don’t think they’re a disgrace
And soon a pimple garden
Will be blooming on my face
I’ll gladly welcome grime and dirt
In every open pore
For pimples only blossom
When nourished with manure
I’ll pop them so that they explode
I’ll burst them all with glee
I’ll pay you for your pimples
Just give them all to me!
NOTE: Thought I'd gross you out before I go back to college (day after tom.) Most likely I'll now only be able to blog once a week with limited internet access and more importantly, a heavy schedule. So, in the meanwhile......you can puke your guts out on my comments page! :P
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23 comments:
"Eweu yuck," said Harry's friend Ron!
Hi Nicole! Have a wonderful time studying (what a great time of life that is) and try to keep in touch with us as often as possible, we'll be mssing you!
Study Hard !! Party Harder !! And get tensed hardly !! Thats how the verdict goes in college...
So how is the college life there ? Write sth about that too !!
Immensely 'ilarious, conspicuously crazy, wholsomely wicked. Great going Nicole 'The Scourge Of Pimples' Braganza.
this one's too much too handle...
good luck for college...BTW, my blog's next update might take a long time(see blog). c ya around!
take care!
Russel-> I'm going to miss all of you too. Hopefully, I'll be able to squeeze in some blog-time on the weekends to catch up!
Hirdu-> Thats my mantra :) College is a mixed bag. I'm hoping to collaborate with my friends and write the lowdown on hostel. Sooon...
Manish-> Hahaha...I like my new title!!! Thanx for visiting!
Finnegan-> Thanks. I dont think I'll ever eat mayonnaise again. Will do me good in terms of weight-loss! ;)
Shubhodeep-> Thanks. BTW, there's a problem with the comments thingy on your blog. It says "Invalid Comment". I've tried several times to comment on your latest piece (which is very good, btw) Oh, and hope you love your new home. Tell us all about it.
Maybe I'm odd or perhaps because I work with kids I find it funny. You have to have a strong stomach to work with kids. Good luck with college!
EEEW!!!
nicole you naughty girl! lol.
all the best for school and hey dont forget to have fun. ;)
Sue-> Thanks! :)
Gulnaz-> I never forget to have fun! Thanks :)
Nicole, you are GROSS!!!
By the way, all the best for college!!
We do hope you will keep chipping in with such 'lovely' pieces often ;)
Cor Blimey, as Archie the Pikey from the village of Fekenham would say. That is so gross (bloody funny too)!!!
hey best of luck at college, will miss your regular postings, and boy am I grossed out.. whtever possesed you;)
Yup, that was pretty gross, but playful and fun too. It kind of reminds me of something by Shel Silverstein.
Good luck in college. My advice to you: Don't graduate, ever. I really miss being in college. Those were some of the best years of my life.
:) I liked this piece and it made me smile.Am glad i dropped by your blog! All the best for back to college days!
Well ... it had rhythm!
:-)
Well, it definitely is original. :D
Very original. In a yucky sort of way!
rest assured you've got what u wanted a bunch of grossed out fellow bloggers.
have fun at college and keep blogging
hehe, cute. loved it.
good luck with your studies!
well if u can sell pimples, u'd sure make one helluva copywriter :D
Sameer-> I didnt realize how much I missed college till I got back!
CJ-> Going to visit your blogs now. Yipeee!! :)
Missy-> I will try to post as often as I can.
Skrambled-> Lets trade places. Actually.....naah ;)
Jyotsna-> Im so glad you dropped by too! Please make yourself comfortable :)
A:-> Da dum da dum da dum dum
free spirit-> Thank you.
AP-> Thats a good thing I hope!
Nayan-> *evil grin*
Elixir-> :D
Neel-> Thanks dude
J-> wow! real life is so boring!
I like that one, simple and thoughtful.
jac-> Wow! I'd never imagine anyone to consider this poem thoughtfuL! But thank you.. :)
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